this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

But does he like-like me?

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I saw a sign that said "But Jesus". That was it. And all I could think of was the sinfull thought of butt Jesus. Which in my mind was like that biblical angel with all the eyes, but instead of eyes it was butts.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Jesus had torsonic polarity syndrome.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

That may be, but WHY is he telling YOU.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

He’s not looking for a relationship right now, he still has some daddy issues to work through.