We taught a lion to eat tofu!
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[weak cough]
I'll get more bricks
The episode that has one of my favourite quotes:
They’re like sex except I’m having them
The Problem With Popplers!
They’re tastey, why don’t we call them taste-icles?
It sounds too much like those frozen Rocky Mountain oysters on a stick. You know, Testsicles.
🎵 Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from, no one knows
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em
You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em
And if you promise not to sue us
You can shove one up your nose 🎵
Oh no. Who invited Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment?
(Careful not to let /c/vegan see this.)
Mean old caca heads, the lot of them.
I hope you'll always think of me as your mom.
When my species grows up, we eat our moms.
*yeets*