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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] paholg@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] yum13241@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Did no one notice the Linus meme face taking place of the Winblows flag?

[–] Never_Sm1le@lemdro.id 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral for me.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

[–] angelorohit@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm lawful neutral at the office, and true neutral at home!

[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

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[–] pacjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was Lawful Neutral, but gave my monitors to my wife in exchange for a better single monitor. Nothing special, just a 27" Samsung w/ a high refresh rate and richer blacks that I found difficult to achieve with my old monitors. I found that I rarely (if ever) used both of them. Only while looking up information in MMOs like Classic WoW, but I play those so seldom these days that I'm getting a lot out of a single.

[–] Matcraftou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have chaotic good

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

The wallpaper

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

[–] WrathfulThumb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is 3 landscape monitors with 1 portrait monitor?

[–] triclops6@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Rotate Loss 90 degrees

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That's pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

That's called "my buttons are on the backside of the monitor"

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i have chaotic neutral right now -- would it be insane to have the middle monitor be vertical then the side be horizontal? i usually use the horizontal for videos or sports but that makes more sense off to the side, then vertical is great for scrolling

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

This just seems random, but then I remember the 24 bad guys in Evil CTU using vertical monitors, so maybe there’s something in it.

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chaotic good alignment upsets my OCD the most

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm lawful neutral good since I have two similarly sized screens plus the laptop screen. Just can't let screen real estate go to waste!

[–] Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Ex Lawful Evil, and If J had a secondary screen again I would to the same!

[–] NorthWestWind@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 2 years ago

I have a second monitor at the upper left of my primary one

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

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