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The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Starman in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Other drugs in my ass

[–] JFLennson@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Stockholm Syndrom in my ass.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sequoia in my ass. Yikes.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Move to San Francisco in my ass

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

Slipping away in my ass

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I’m impressed. It works so much

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Soulfly XI in my ass

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Highway to Hell in my ass

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Honey, open that door in my ass

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

The middle in my ass

Maybe "The middle of my ass" would flow better

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Visitor in my ass

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

El Paso in my ass

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My Shit’s Fucked Up In My Ass.

No, I’m not kidding.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Bad Medicine in my ass

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

30 in my ass...

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Skyscrapers in My Ass

by Ok Go

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Brick house

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

Somebody told me in my ass

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Plc.4 Mie Hæd in my ass.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Good night moon in my ass

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Prettyboy in my ass

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Jazz Noir: Midnight Jazz In My Ass

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

For the Guard in my ass

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Set my soul on fire in my ass

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spike Island in my arse ooooof

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"On My Own In My Ass"

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Candles in my ass

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Not like us in my ass

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

A Christmas Fucking Miracle in My Ass

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

feel so low in my ass

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