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submitted 2 months ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

last train home in my ass.

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[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe ts just taco bell

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

[–] nori@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is so sad

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

... in my ass?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 0 points 2 months ago

I Remember Everything (in My Ass)

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'll name the dogs" in my ass

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

The comet is coming

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

The Longest Johsn - Mutiny

...in my ass.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 0 points 2 months ago

Do you know the muffin man in my ass

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 0 points 2 months ago

Dismembership Request in my ass.

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Jizzed in my pants ... in my ass. Doesn't make sense.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 0 points 2 months ago

Lonely day in my ass

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

What Is Love In My Ass

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DUI in my ass

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wtf? Why did this get a downvote? I did what was asked...

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hype Boy in my ass

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[–] TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

[REDACTED]

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Money for Dope in my ass

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Dance with the lights out in my ass

[–] pan0wski@infosec.pub 0 points 2 months ago

Roam in my ass

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Minimal in my ass

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Belly Dance in my ass.

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Cure for the Enemy in my ass

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