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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
I'm everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won't so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I'll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don't trust snooze because I've accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.
But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.
Android needs to not have the snooze and stop button be so damn close to each other.
Yeah, I would prefer if snooze were tap the button and turn off was hold for 3 seconds or something.
Alarm is set for 4:45am, which lets me get my teeth brushed and pre-workout downed before the gym two blocks from my house opens at 5. I'm up at 3:45-4:15am every morning. I go to bed at 8pm. Once every 1-2 months, I'll hear my alarm.
It really sucks when it doesn't work though. I used to wake up 5 minutes before my alarm like clockwork, and then ONE day I didn't set it. Well, guess what phone call I get that lovely morning.
Was it about your car warranty?
Even worse! It was about a car with a warranty that wasn't being worked on!
And weirod your body, too!
No, just arthritis.
I used to always wake up like 1-5 minutes before my alarm. Since moving that has changed though and my internal clock is lacking nowadays.
And there is me that need electrical shock to wake up , and sometime I bypass the pain
My life changed after getting a Lumie light about 8 years ago I think? I haven't woken up to a noise alarm since.
If I focus on it the night before for like 5 min and visualise my morning, I can reliably get up with about 5 minutes of prep before my alarm goes off.
if you have a consistent sleep schedule and good sleep hygiene you will not need an alarm either, unless you've got a medical condition that interferes with hormone production or something
B u l l s h i t.
My chronotype is effin shifted, so I naturally wake around 9-10 am. Never have I ever had such tolerant period in my life to allow this, I always had to get up at 6 am, and for the past two years, 4:30 am daily.
The only thing I got from keeping it consistient is lack of rest, because let me tell ya, sure as hell hard to go to sleep at 8 pm if I get my biggest energy spike at 7 pm -.-'