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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A Thinkpad running windows is just disgraceful. Good hardware deserves good software

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What are the options? Linux is meh on desktop. I love Linux and FreeBSD for servers but for desktop duty I still find Windows to be vastly superior.

Exactly. Mine shipped w/ Windows, but it never ran Windows (at least I never did). Installed Linux day 1.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't even call the left side a "tech" enthusiast. More like a fad or clout enthusiast...

[–] imkmiaw@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

I ran over mine with my car (by accident, of course) and it survived, I'm still using it even though I had to take some acrews out to relieve the pressure from the fan because it was hitting the case and sometimes I have to fold it a bit to the other side so it doesn't make noises.

So I guess I'm the second one

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 94 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

I would argue this is the just the second kind

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

biblically accurate computer

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I took a dremel to my $20 case to install a front fan to cool my NAS drives. Taped that sucker right to the front bit of the face, and ran it that way for years.

It's not quite as hardcore as this, so I'm not sure if I qualify for the second or third type.

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 102 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I am the second one.

Battle scars are customizations.

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Tech is a tool to me and tools shouldn't be pristine and unused.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any time I get a new toy, I do try to keep it a shiny as possible for as long as I can, but yeah eventually the battle scars come through and then it's a different story.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same, but “as long as I can” generally means a few hours.

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tools should be used for sure.

Still never a reason to carelessly step on cables, toss/shove the computer instead of set it down, etc.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey treat your stuff however you want. But generally tools are meant to wear out from their intended use. Ususlly, the better you treat your tools the more use you get out of them.

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

That’s stupid, all my tools are in great condition. Just because it’s useful doesn’t mean it needs to be dirty and damaged and shitty.

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My Thinkpad has survived drops from the countertop, kids standing on it, and the USB-C charge port is wearing out from years of kids fighting over it. It's still running fine, though there's certainly some surface damage.

It's going on 8 years now and still running fine. Sucker refuses to die, and I refuse to replace it until it does.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago

A knight in shining armor never had his mettle tested!

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I've had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

This is a tool to get things done, it's not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it's going to get gross and crusty and I'll have to hose it down once a year, I'm going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 43 points 2 days ago

Treating a telescope like a jackhammer isn't going to work well.

They just haven't figured out your jackhammer just looks a lot like their telescope.

[–] mriormro@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Craftspeople treat their tools with respect and consideration.

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[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah man, have some self respect and wipe it down regularly.

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago

The scratches on my thinkpad aren't flaws. They're battle scars!

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My old MacBook was first too shiny and new to put stickers on, then it lived so long that I didn't want to waste stickers on a machine that I'd need to retire. It made it ten years before having weird bootloop issues.

To try to counteract my own neuroses I went sticker mad on its replacement immediately. It also helps with easily telling which way is up at a glance (I don't know how many times I had to rotate the old one when I went to open it).

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You know, aside from the i9 MacBook pros, these are really resilient machines that will last quite a while. They don’t deserve the hate they get. They easily outlast gamer laptops that bake themselves to death.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The butterfly keyboard models are definitely not included in that statement, but all other models yes they'll live forever. BUT i also have a bunch of old laptops from other companies that live forever running linux

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (9 children)

it better be getting ready to be linuxed

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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I am the left one until the first scratch appears, at that point i manage to do worse than the Right one.

Looks at hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 11 points 2 days ago

hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings

Now here is someone who knows how to treat an hp

[–] TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Y'all hatin on the first image, but that's me 🥺

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

I admire your conviction

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's me for about a week with any new device. Then I slowly get more and more lax, until eventually I'm the one on the right.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Buy used, best feature is that it comes with scratches so you don't have to be so careful

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[–] randombullet@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago

I've actually ran a server for a few weeks with a heatsink just sitting on the CPU with a dab of thermal paste.

I was waiting for mounting hardware. Thankfully it was a PGA so mounting pressure didn't match much.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

The one on the right needs a surge protector.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One isn't a tech enthusiast, but a tech idiot.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Yeah, who hooks a portable generator up to their laptop without using a surge protector??

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago

You're just gatekeeping.

ThinkPad with a generator? Nothing wrong with that


maybe add LoRa, get a ham license and add some packet radio or digital modes and you have a neat disaster setup.

MacBook that you don't want to scuff? Well, I'm not that precious with my gear, but you do you. Many Mac laptops last a very long time, and the performance of modern Apple silicon is really, really impressive


and you have UNIX out of the box. Plenty for a tech enthusiast to like.

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