Cause it's the first of May.
First of May
Outdoor fuckin' starts today.
So bring your favorite lady.
Or at least your favorite lay.
The water's not cold,
Baby dip in your big toe.
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto.
Grass below you, sky above you.
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
....fuckin' outside.

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[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember when he played it as an out-take on an NPR gameshow.

He warned them that it had "a swear word."

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds about right lol. I'll have to see if that's available on YouTube when I have some time to dig around.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 1 month ago

Outdoor fucking starts today.