This would be funny if Donald Trump didn't actually say that he should be the Pope.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.
Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move
She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.
IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.
Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.
Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.
It's not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I've done a good job!
Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
If not that means she has been the closest to God.
Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
closest to God.
Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
I am fucking down.
I wonder what music he can produce with ancient music instruments.
Where do I sign the petition for this.
Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I'm on team Left Shark.
That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.
BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
They've both got big cans.
And both are evil cunts. There's more to this, we must delve deeper!!
Oh
im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know
The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong
Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
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The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.
Not even 'in charge', they don't want women to have any power.
Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.
I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!
Bibl
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I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.
Uuuuh
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Okay.
It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)
At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?
William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.
Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"
she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.
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