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[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 102 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had to click through to change my downvote to an upvote, lol.

[–] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As an old fart you can’t imagine how often I heard or read that.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should click the link.

[–] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 week ago

Hehe. Damn, absolutely fell for it. Nice 😂

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's different this time!

[–] andioop@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I do wonder about inventions that actually changed the world or the way people do things, and if there is a noticeable pattern that distinguishes them from inventions that came and went and got lost to history, or that did get adopted but do not have mass adoption. Hindsight is 20/20, but we live in the present and have to make our guesses about what will succeed and what will fail, and it would be nice to have better guesses.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quality work will always need human craftsmanship

I'd wager that most revolutionary technologies are either those that expand human knowledge and understanding, and (to a lesser extent) those that increase replicability (like assembly lines)

[–] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's tricky, because there's no hard definition for what it means to "change the world", either. To me, it brings to mind technologies like the Internet, the telephone, aviation, or the steam engine. In those cases, it seems like the common thread is to enable us to do something that simply wasn't possible before, and is also reliably useful.

To me, AI fails on both those points. It doesn't really enable us to do anything new. We already had chat bots, we already had Photoshop, we already had search algorithms and auto complete. It can do some of those things a lot more quickly than older technologies, but until they solve the hallucination problems it doesn't seem reliable enough to be consistently useful.

These things make it come off more as a potential incremental improvement that is still too early in it's infancy, than as something truly revolutionary.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Well it’ll change the world by consuming a shit ton of electricity and using even more precious water to fill the data centres. So changing the world is correct in that regard.

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[–] elrecoal19_1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think AI will definitively have an impact in how shit is done, but propably not the way AI bros think. It might not revolutionize the world, but become and standard.

I don't know enough about AI or about the entire IT world so I cannot 100% affirm or deny anything, though.

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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'd love to read a list of those instances/claims/tech

I imagine one of them was low-code/no-code?

/edit: I see such a list is what the posted link is about.

I'm surprised there's not low-code/no-code in that list.

"We're gonna make a fully functioning e-commerce website with only this WYSIWYG site builder. See? No need to hire any devs!"

Several months later...

"Well that was a complete waste of time."

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Remember when "The Cloud" was going to put everyone in IT out of a job?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think it was supposed to replace everyone in IT, but every company had system administrators or IT administrators that would work with physical servers and now there are gone. You can say that the new SRE are their replacement, but it's a different set of skills, more similar to SDE than to system administrators.

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[–] elrecoal19_1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, AI is going to put some people out of work, but in turn will open lots of more specialized positions. And these positions that are lost could adapt to AI (for example, being part of the training instead of just being let go).

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There is still difference.

Cloud was FOR the IT people. Machine learning is for predicting patterns following data.

Maybe stock predictors will adapt or replace but average programmer didn't have to switch to replit because it's "cloud IDE"

[–] Ferk@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean, isn't that what "get on or get left behind" means?

It does not necessarily mean you'll lose your job. Nor does "get on" mean you have to become a specialist on it.

The post picks specifically on things that didn't catch on (or that only catched on for a period of time but were eventually superseeded), but does not apply it to other successful technologies.

[–] elrecoal19_1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yeah, I realized it suffers from (inverse) survivorship bias, only pointing out the ones that didn't survive.

Didn't one company claim something like "the internet is a fad" or "touchscreen phones are a fad" and went bankrupt/became irrelevant because they didn't adapt?

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago

This technology solves every development problem we have had. I can teach you how with my $5000 course.

Yes, I would like to book the $5000 Silverlight course, please.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Which is honestly its best use case. That and occasionally asking it to generate a one-liner for a library call I don't feel like looking up. Any significant generation tends to go off the rails fast.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Getting it to format documentation for you seems to work a treat. Nothing too complex, just "move this bit here, split that into points".

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You sir haven't railed an entire ui out of your vibes up asshole

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[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I use it to find easy to miss errors.

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[–] teodorista@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thanks for summing it up so succinctly. As an aging dev, I've seen quite a lot of tech come and go. I wish more people interested in technology would spend more time learning the basics and the history of things.

[–] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

it's funny, but also holy moly do I not trust a "sign in with github" button

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[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Good thing I hate web development

10/10. No notes.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It pains me so much when I see my colleagues pay OpenAI to do programming assignments.. they see it is faster to ask gpt, than learn it properly. Sadly, I can say nothing to them, or I would risk worsening relations with them.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad they do. This is going to generate so much work opportunities to undo their messes.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except that they are research students in PhD course, it would exacerbate code messiness in research paper codebases.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

Or open source projects..

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 10 points 1 week ago

You should probably click the link

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I don't remember progressive web apps having anywhere near the level of fanfare as the other things on this list, and as someone that has built several pwas I feel their usefulness is undervalued.

More apps in the app store should be pwas instead.

Otherwise this list is great and I love it.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I will use AI to prompt AI to code for me, free money 🤑

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