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Live your life such that they have to verify your death

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Which side do they hit him with?

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I prefer the Holy Ball-Peen.

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[–] smegger@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Clearly an anti zombie tool. Can't have the pope rising from the dead, it'd mess up the church's image.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

The papal tappy taps

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Location, location, location

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That is some Guilliman level artifact

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

unconfirmed is not debunked

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Well, you see, there was this one time when...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

I would rather quit while am ahead?

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