thesohoriots

Of course he’d walk it back and to the left.

It’s funny, because if you mention Holocaust numbers they’re suddenly drawing equations across multiple chalkboards

They should’ve called it Goonr

Is it that thing that demolecularizes your head and turns your bones into vapor? You know, a Tesla vehicle battery fire?

Same. Give me an anechoic chamber. I want venous hum.

Some NYT staff have gone so far as to express skepticism over the AI approach.

They’re hesitantly gesturing vaguely towards an expression of unassuaged unease.

I put novelty testicles on all my vehicles. Trailer hitch, rearview mirror, keychain, dick decals that say “CUM and take it,” but I don’t let the balls touch because that would just be gay.

I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.

Felt Against The Machine

Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.

In my location, back when I was in dating app hell, everyone kept saying they liked bonfires and the beach and hiking, so I wrote “hate bonfires, the beach, and especially hiking.” It paid off.

I really like some mentioned so far, so just throwing in one of my picks:

Apocalypse Now

Spirited Away

Yojimbo