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[–] applemao@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I still want to get into coding the OG manual way (because I enjoy pain and disappointment apparently) but now it seems like a waste of time since vibe coders and 13 year olds already are lightyears ahead of me. Also I have no reason to learn it, all apps are already built xD

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm in the same boat. I used to be an amateur front and back end web developer. Almost made a text based RPG in middle school. I had to stop when shit got crazy in high school and college, but I don't feel like any programming is worth my time right now. I'm focusing on gardening and maybe some cooking. You know, human activities that we can still enjoy.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm 2 from the top, 3 from the bottom.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

my friend there are only 2 rows

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm 19 and in the past, apparently.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?

You get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you're at least 50.

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