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CJMusic Oct 7, 2023:

Joe Biden is the worst US president in history.

CJMusic Jul 6, 2024:

It would appear that, in light of Biden failing and floundering, the Dems sent their minions out to foment panic about Project 2025. It won't work.

CJMusic May 1, 2025:

I regret voting for Trump.

My husband is laid off and can't find a job and my kids' credit scores have tanked bc of his student loan policy.

This is not what I voted for.

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[–] tyfpgg@lemm.ee 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is EXACTLY what they voted for. Congratulations! 🎊

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"But... I'm white..."

"Yeah, white trash. Just another n!**3r to me. Eat shit, and die."

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 54 points 1 day ago

Way too many dumb fucks on this planet.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Somebody tell CJ to go eat shit

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

And follow the damn train.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Vote republican, and have a worse life

I don't get why people haven't learned that one yet

[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How would someone who is convinced they are a temporarily embarassed millionaire learn a lesson like that.

Conservatives always think they're part of the in-group.. until they're not.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because they think that one day soon, they'll own the boot and be the ones doing the stomping.

Republicans never consider themselves to be poor, they're just "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who are gonna make it any day now. Just you wait, any day now they'll win the lottery, or get an inheritance, or...

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Fry: "yeah that'll show those poor!"

Leela: "but Fry, why are you cheering? you aren't rich."

Fry: "True, but someday I might be. Then people like me better watch their step!"

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is Cj going to vote Dems or someone else at the next election? Yeah, I didn't think so.

"I'm so angry that I have to vote for this [pedophile / nazi / conman] because the democrats are so much worse, I've been told!"

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Most likely another republican. Surely things will go right this time they vote red

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

Face for dinner again, mom? 🙄

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Fuck you CJ it's exactly what you voted for, so fuck you again

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem with choosing your own reality is that when it doesn't bear any resemblance to actual reality, you will inevitably be forced to face up to it at some point.

Humans generally hate to admit when they are wrong so creating a version of events where you didn't make a mistake is easier.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The magic of modern social media is that you can ensconce yourself in a made-up AM Talk Radio / AI-generated reality. CJ's experiencing a bit of propaganda lag between experiencing the consequences of the policy and being told who to blame as the scapegoat. But that's just due to us living in an in-between time with no elections on the immediate horizon.

Talk to CJ in the run up to the midterms and ask her why her husband is laid off and her kids credit scores are shit. I'm sure she'll be able to explain in great detail how Illegal Gay ISIS Woke Feminazis are to blame.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Exactly the reason Fox was created, and The Fairness Doctrine was killed.

Seal your cult voters in an alternate reality bubble. Win. Repeat.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

The Fox made him choose the Leopard

Because something about hunter Biden, I guess. Also something about her e-mails.

[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Time for the ye olde rugged individuals to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago
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