Build yourself a Pee Wee Herman style breakfast machine and never have this problem again. Bonus points if it plays the Danny Elfman song really loudly as the alarm.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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9:00 a.m. is sleeping in?
For cat owners, yes. Kitties need feeding.
Honestly though, Im surprised they let him sleep in at all. Internet says normal cat behaviour is to paw/ jump on/ headbut the hooman when not awake at food time.
What sweet kitties! One of my foster kitties was recently sitting on my chest, meowing at me, and pawing at my face, all before 7a on a Saturday.
Cat on the right be like
I love his little excited eyes
Which one?
Oh look, it's my 2 kids who decided to wake up at 5am and are wondering why I'm not awake yet.
there's something unique about being slapped awake by tiny hands, as if you owe the lollipop guild money and they've come to collect
You are lucky to still be alive.
I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today
Furious and shyly worried.
I'm guessing everything that was on that corner is now on the floor.
That's a cute cat. And one ugly one 👍
Face of disapproval ... Expect a dead mouse on your bed
Mafia tactics
Maybe it won't be dead!
Ohh my! someone is in trouble!
Tylenol, robitussen and some mysterious spray bottle I can’t read, and Kleenex. I’d guess this person is sick.
I thought those are penguin