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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 167 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This perfectly encapsulates how anti vaxxers and others think. "Ive thought it through and it cantnbebright". Its incredible how we can have access to vast amounts of information and yet live in an age of gleeful ignorance.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

>Town of 100 people
>Everyone has $50
>Everyone stores Money In Town Bank
>Total bank balance of everyone: $5000
>Bank lends $1000 to a farmer to buy new equipment
>Merchant who sold the equipment deposits $1000 into bank.
>There is now $6000 total deposited in the bank
>1000 just came out of thin air
Money is fake and gay

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember this classic philosophical quandary of our time, but in a different form.

Classic.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 15 points 2 weeks ago
  1. A and B add 20 to Box. Both have -20 balance.
  2. A sells Box to B for 30. A has 10 balance and B has -50.
  3. A walks away with 10 Profit
  4. B takes cash out of box (40). Made 10 Loss.
[–] pm_me_your_thoughts@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

debt: am I am joke to you?

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Future economists are going to make so much fun of us for thinking $1000 was created here.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be human.

Have billions of tons of atmosphere directly above you

Don't explode

Make it make sense

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[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

It's not pressure under the wings, it's fucking Bernoulli sucking on top of them.

(So, yes, sure, it is gay, but it's not fake.)

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you nut, but Bernoulli keep sucking...

"goofy plane"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 100% convinced this was never a battle of airframes and manufacturers and simply was down to: "No, sir/ma'am, I will not fly the derpy plane into combat. Can't do it. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE PILOTS WILL LAUGH AT ME"

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The funniest thing is that the aerospace engineers who made this possible are just as much hopeless dysfunctional wrecks as the rest of us.

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[–] Aliktren@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Glue, is how the wings stay on, really good glue

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

hot glue or super glue? I mean super glue has super in the name

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Welding is just extreme hot glue, the hottest glue

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You will trigger a lot of people if you say that welding is gluing

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

It is gluing, but it helps that the glue is hot enough to also melt the glued materials a little bit.

Soldering and brazing really are pretty much gluing, though. Fancy hot glue metal with fine tuned properties for penetration and beading.

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[–] dave@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any type of glue is fine. Just stay away from the cardboard derivatives.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 40 points 2 weeks ago

Wokeness is what keeps them in the air, which is why they're falling out of it now

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well I must admit, when the plane is resting on the ground, the wings droop down a lot. Then when airborne it's the other way around, the wings curve upwards as the fuselage hangs from them. In my mind nothing that big made of metal should be able to flex that much.

But since I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I have learned about material science, airplane design and engineering. And I have found out that it does indeed flex that much. It also isn't that thick, since it's only a skeleton wrapped with a very thin layer of metal. In fact if it didn't flex as much, it would be weaker and not stronger.

So the thing I really learnt is never to trust intuition when it comes to things like this.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

i remember when i thought these jokes were funny. now i know tons of people actually think like this and it's depressing rather than funny.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think large planes "look" like they can't work because their "relative speed" is really low


that is, their speed relative to their length. We're used to seeing birds cover tens of lengths per second, whereas a large airliner covers ~1ish per second at takeoff.

Or not, but this always seemed like a plausible explanation as to why planes look impossible. (Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...).

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago

That's a really thoughtful take, I'm glad you shared. I think it has merit. I think proximity is a factor too. The public rarely gets up close to a jet, but I can attest from personal experience they seem much faster when you're closer during takeoff and landing.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Though given that hovering birds don't look funny, maybe this is a silly observation...

Birds flying against the wind and staying in the same spot as a result do look kinda weird though. Especially if you are not aware/don't notice there is strong winds

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember a quote from an A380 pilot saying the plane doesn't look like it should be able to fly.

Even the people that fly them know they don't look like a flying object.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I get it. That plane is so disgusting the earth tries to keep it as far as possible from the ground.

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Next time you see a plane imaging two hooks in the middle of the wings, a crane lifting up the plane with these two hooks and shaking it.

This give you a good approximation of what the forces in the plane are, and once you picture that you might think that there is no way the plane can hold up in this situation. Yet it does.

It's more like putting the plane in a bowl of jello and then shaking the bowl.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Anon, it took one hundred years of trial and errors in design and mechanical failures, resulting in hundreds of deaths, to perfect the dark arts of aviation.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My faith in humanity is so low that I 100% believe there are planes are not real truthers that's out there.

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Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

...fake and gay

Hey now. Let's not blame gay people for the common-sense-defying demon-wizard sorcery that engineers get up to when someone threatens to take away their calculators and caffeine.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh some of the earliest planes were literally called biplanes. The gay has been complicit in aviation demon magic since the very beginning.

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[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides

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