ByteJunk

I was being fuel conscious. My initial thought was for the perigee to be within the sun's radius.

I would suggest Mercury, just to be on the safe side.

Let's stop beating around the bush, shall we?

Pig cheese is apparently tasty.

I like this. Fill it with $1 bills

You clearly underestimate my ability to run headfirst into something. It's like a superpower really.

Fun idea!

Also, how about a bowling ball that's Trump's head, and the bowling pins are public institutions, the scales of justice, the constitution, etc.

The one throwing the ball needs to wear a Musk facemask. You can include other billionaires for diversity.

I've seen "police academy", I know those leather jackets from the blue oyster bar, them boys really wanna ride Trump...

queue 🎷 playing

How beautiful! Such a loving relationship, even the bystanders get fucked.

We don't kink-shame here, they can ride Trump all they want.

Go crank that hog, brothers!

Without the comments, which add nothing of value in this case:

I see Komi, I upvote. I'm a simple man.

The correct answer to this:

Bro can't be bothered to show up for work? YOU'RE FIRED!

FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM.

Doesn't work a day in his life and his companies live on government subsidies! Deport him!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk on fighting the fascist.