“Obey Wario. Destroy Mario!”
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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Since it's cut off at the start it's more like "Bey Wario. Destroy Mario!"
took me a while to figure out it was not a choice between mario and wario
if I was in a hurry there'd be a 50% chance i took the "wrong" door
Left is mini. Right is wumbo.
as a trans lady built like wario it depends on how bigoted the other patrons are basically
I’m a Waluigi thanks.
Well, don't keep us hanging! Which one are you????
W for Wumbo
Easy: Are you a Mama-mia or a Wowie-zowie
I want to be a "Wah-hooo!" Kinda guy, but I am unfortunately more of a "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!" (as in getting burned by lava) personality in reality.
Before their inevitable merger in the 1982, the two eternal rivals in the Dictionary business actually used to share a dormitory at Oxford.
M is for mermaid man and W is for wumbo
But... I'm really more of a shyguy 🫣
Are you a Utahraptor or a Dromiceiomimus?
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Why is Wario a push and Mario a pull?
because it's the same door
Waaaah-hoo! Flip mode. Flip mode is the greatest.
Woo-hoo!