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[–] 7empest@beehaw.org 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd..... The Emperor Protects....my code

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Coding4Fun@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

JavaScript: You are jus pretending

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)
  • Java: you are in corporate IT
  • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
  • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • Rust: you have long socks
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I still do.

I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

[–] SyntaxError@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

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