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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 week ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fortran has a logo now?

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Java: you are in corporate IT
JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

RoR: am I a joke to you

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rust: you have long socks

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] Coding4Fun@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

JavaScript: You are jus pretending

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about bash?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

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