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Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
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It's vintage, thank you
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I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂
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"Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
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How do I unsee an image
this but in reverse
Goodness me that is unsettling
Anime ain't right
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that's untrue
Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"
“Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”
It would get a few clicks i reckon
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I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.
Please don't do a blinded experiment
wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!
I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises
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Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?