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According to prosecutors, Harris killed Whitley in retaliation for a fight the men had two months earlier. At the time, Harris was working as an activist and life coach at a community center in Hunters Point.

That case was already working its way through the legal system, with delays due to the COVID-19 pandemic, court records show. Now, Harris has been charged with three additional counts of murder.

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

death coach. life ender coach.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He coached the life out of them

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a completely unregulated, wild west industry. No credentialing, no education required. Any idiot can put up a web page and call themselves a life coach.

Scamming people is a very old traditional profession tyvm

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Death coach

Sounds like an anime

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Normal people being coached by the protagonist huh?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Is your life full of problems? Call life coach Sauntek Harris now and he'll get it fixed straight away! /s

Apparently these murders happened between 2002 and 2009 so maybe he just felt like doing something else for a change, leave the murdering behind him and became a life coach instead. I guess neither of those require a degree.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Extreme Life Coaching

They got cut from the team