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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Star wars and Yoda

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

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[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Psycho. Mother.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

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[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Django unchained, Django.

It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)