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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

Shadows in the real world a lack of energy Shadows in games imma need it all boss

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

The logical answer is that too many Computer Science majors loved Silver Age comic books.

The Martian Manhunter was stronger than superman, but couldn't handle fire. Green Lantern was similarly godlike, but was unable to control anything colored yellow.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

"I noticed the elves in level 3 look too similar to the dwarves in level 5."

"It's too late to change it now!"

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago
[–] haskman@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

There is only one rule. It's much easier to add new things than to change existing things

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined
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