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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There's no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W "Al-Qaida"

Big deal... This watch also costs more than my car.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my 'car', it's a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money...

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (5 children)

All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are "OK?" and "that watch?"

Verbose disses only work in rap

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 13 points 2 days ago

Aahhhh winner:

"that watch?"

You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Alternatively, "And it's a very nice watch." Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

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[–] Padit@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

"Okay?"

I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?"

Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say "Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out".

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 280 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

The classic "OK boomer" still gets them angry, if that's what you're after

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (15 children)

This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.

Don't take the bait.

Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.

Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.

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[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I guess it's true, money can't buy taste.

Fun fact: Alec Baldwin's character was invented for the movie to provide exposition. The filmmakers didn't trust movie-going audiences to pick up the information from the three conversations that occur at the beginning of the play.

[–] fennec@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Damn thats a cheap watch, is it Chinese too?

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Good for you. Have a cookie. My $20 Casio tells the time just as well."

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 137 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Interesting, may I see?" And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :"It's fake" turn around and disengage.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 117 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you'd have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"So?"

That's the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don't care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don't buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

If only you had learned to tell time.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

"You should have saved up a bit more and bought something less gaudy"

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 117 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Serious answer:

That's cool. What makes it special?

Sometimes people talk about how expensive something they own is simply because they're proud that they could afford it and even when they're being tone-deaf, there's no benefit to getting offended when you could just move the conversation along instead. (Although you might have to listen to them talk about watches.) If they were trying to brag, now they're stuck trying to explain why the watch is actually worth what they paid and you're the one judging them.

Cars (and watches) aren't so expensive that a middle-class person can't plausibly already own the one he would buy even if money was unlimited. You can act like that's true about you. My status-conscious former mother in law was bothered by the fact that I owned an old car, but when she would bring it up I would just say "I really like the 2008 model." She couldn't argue with that.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like you got ripped off

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean it's one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't have a car

I don't care to respond

I don't mind sounding poor.

Wealth beyond what is good for you is no better than theft I'd say. Buying expensive watches while little children grow up in poverty is nothing to be proud of. If anyone should feel shame it should be that guy. Don't be humiliated by such shameless assholes. And don't try to counter attack, It won't work, they don't share your values, they feel no shame for the things that they do. Instead let's organize and fight them where it hurts. Taxes, taxes, taxes.

"that's a lot of money for such an ugly watch."

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of "new money"

Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It's granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that's kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 68 points 3 days ago

If you need to point out the watch and explain its value, you've already lost.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Does your watch get good milage?

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (7 children)

"Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

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[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

"that's cute!"

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."

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