I beat you have two dozen eggs in the fridge.
heh
Leuchtturm is my go to notebook. S tier.
Ideapads are trash. I only recommend Thinkpads because they are their business line. I especially like their X1 series. I also recommend buying their new old stock because you get a good deal and you can buy their excellent extended warranty service. Two years in my screen went dark. First they replaced the MB and when that didn't work, I got a brand new screen. No charge and I basically have a brand new system.
Lenovo Thinkpads are always a great choice. You can get N.O.S (new old stock) models at deep discounts directly from their website.
I have no idea why you got downvoted for pointing out the obvious scam. I guess the sarcasm didn't translate well.
I ate oyster mushrooms last night. Mmmm, worm corpse nutrients.
A fat joke? Really?
Technically, it's ~~already legal(?)~~ rarely prosecuted.
Please do not spread disinformation.