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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So busy she's got time to stage a fake photo from the toilet and make a wishy-washy LinkedIn post about how fucking busy she is.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The Temu version of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.

[–] TheFrirish@jlai.lu 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Actual LinkedIn shitpost

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

This is one of those reasons why I really don't mind the Web 2.0 Walled Garden to some degree.

LinkedIn makes the wall very high, and the people inside the wall are mostly insane like this. That's not a walled garden, that's an asylum.

In Buddhism, we would call it the realm of hungry ghosts, lower than the animal realm (as in base, animalistic desires) and one step above the hell realm. A realm of self-imposed suffering where people can't do anything of merit to burn off karma.

And people like this don't want to leave at all. It's killing them, and they are deluded into "loving" it. Let them stay there. I don't want their illness anywhere I normally enjoy life.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

ah, the classic

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

That old chestnut, eh?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 137 points 2 days ago
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe I'm too empathetic, but I just feel bad for people like this.

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"Start a business" almost certainly means "Buy into an MLM scam."

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the standard "Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business." Then run it into the ground.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

"It's not an MLM when you are at the top"

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn't too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.

"Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don't you see I'm grinding!! You don't get it, we are not the same."

Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

[–] deadcream@sopuli.xyz 102 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago

True actually

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...who took the picture? 🧐

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 101 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

what a shit job 😔

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago

"Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!"

---Countless future business partners

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit particles are on basically every surface.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's all about the dosage

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Pink eye is so sexy

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

pooping photo

just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

Classy all around. Hope she's on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's be real "starting a business" probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

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[–] RedSnt 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is how you get hemorrhoids.

[–] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This how you discover you already got them.

[–] taco@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago

Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you've got them.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

cant imagine getting a serious work e-mail from someone currently rappeling one down the white house

[–] bstix 5 points 2 days ago

Colonel Shitbucket

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Shitposting isn't your job, Meg.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!

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[–] redlegion@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

I hate this so much.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 27 points 2 days ago

Its got to be top tier satire.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

This advice is crap

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I'd be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.

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[–] toppy@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

She wants to show that she is very dedicated to her job and career.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone needs to learn how to switch off when using toilet.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're absolutely right, and I sure am writing you this from my office desk where I'm totally using a big desktop computer to read Lemmy and nothing else is happening.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Revoke the account for posting gross content.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Don't be such a snowflake. Embrace the gross. Its what the internet is good at.

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