superduperpirate

If someone offered me $20 million to play ten snaps then take a season ending injury that would be a hard offer to turn down.

But I also don’t have nearly as much career earnings as A-A-Ron does.

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4 out of 5 doctors prefer Lucky Strike cigarettes

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.

He’s 6’6” and weighs 360 lbs. Four beers, assuming a conventional 12 oz bottle of 5% beer like Budweiser, shouldn’t be nearly enough to make him blow a 0.178.

I used an AI tool to estimate how many 5% beers it would take a 360 pound man to blow a .178. The tool’s estimate was that it would take about 169 ounces of 5% beer to get up to a .178. That’s about 14 x 12 oz bottles or cans of Budweiser.

He’s lying about what he drank or how much.

I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone.

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Dan Draper is gifted and talented, but he’s also a raging prick.

How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?

With an awning to protect against the prehistoric sun

Fuck Colin Robinson.

Hang out with Guillermo instead.

S

Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges