I spent 6 months in Italy. I spent another 6 months in Jamaica. I spent another 6 months in 5 different European countries. I've had really fuckin bad coffee everywhere.
Not a far walk after the Chevron ruling.
Route 90 aka Thruway aka The Highway for tri county residents was to be free after it was paid for. NY never turned the tolls off. Fix that for me Donny.
Dear Boeing,
I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.
The amount of super odd shit i have saved from IRC days.... A random picture of Jack Valenti telling one of my ircops that he's gonna stretch his anus.
I just factory reset to set up calibre-web sync on new years day . 
laughs in Subaru
You do not scare me.
I can never tell anymore if people actually believe it or just post it.
18 days off 6 days on
Now make a law firm and get Luigi acquitted.
After binging on catnip and running around the house non stop, Fry landed here and stayed like this for almost 5 minutes.
Seven is going on 18 years old and still very much kicking. He's no longer an outdoor cat but he gets let out for a dirt bath in the driveway once in a while.
It's like watching Office Space happen in real time.