fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Getting screwed IS the transaction!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn't even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y'all who keep me in check.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

You're gonna eat those words in two weeks!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He's so full of shit

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Me: single tear rolls down over my tab complete

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I've got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I'm putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you'll know just how upset I am!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

The one where they haven't invented the warp drive yet and that farmer from Babe is a drunk? Some aliens better find Voyager soon because we're about to boil all the whales.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn't tell me about

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Didn't we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can't remember the source right now

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It's a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn't it?

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