hansolo

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 16 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 24 points 7 hours ago (6 children)

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 35 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago

Not me, but my spouse. I love all the rugs they pick, we always agree, but I can't match or really even understand the excitement.

But if it's shopping for food in an open green market, sign me the fuck up.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

Indeed I did! Thanks

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

F. This will be moved to an OSINT tool within a week, and scraped into a darkweb database by next Friday.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you're saying this is the outline of a square in the astral plane? Because it sounds like you're saying this is a square in the astral plane.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, I failed the highest level of calculus possible. Twice.

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