"Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job."
Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Barf in his face.
"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."
I can afford not to have a watch.
What is it for?
don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad
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A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.
steals his watch
neat
That's not a very high bar, boomer.
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
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Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?
Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
You spend this much money for a watch that can't even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.
Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
"Okay and does it tell the time?"
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
Bragging is lower-class behavior
"What a horrible financial decision"
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
Ok, and what's your question?
I couldn't care less.
Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
Shoot the man.