That's quiet an expensive way to look cheap
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"that's so sad"
But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn't going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.
If they've gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.
"and yet your dad still don't love you."
"Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job."
Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.
So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…
I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.
“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”
I have friends.
And I have the same watch, but paid $25 for it on a market in Cambodia.
I can afford not to have a watch.
What is it for?
don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad
"What's your point?"
A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.
Fool and his money.
When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.
- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it's still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
My car has an analog clock face too.
"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."
"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."
"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"
Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
That's not a very high bar, boomer.
Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
steals his watch
I couldn't care less.
neat
Ok, and what's your question?
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
"What a horrible financial decision"
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
You still use a watch?