That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"

Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?

Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

I can read digital clocks faster.

Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.

"Timex?"

"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"

"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*

"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"

"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"

Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I've had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It's really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How's yours do?

So you like to waste money?

But can it djent?

You spend this much money for a watch that can't even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.

Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?

“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

“Does it cost more than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone whose only crime was showing up to work?”

Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

"So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you're a greedy cunt?"