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Wholesome greentext. OP is based.
Mutual aid in a nutshell.
Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.
that's not a "street gang" it's called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.
Street gang sounds cooler
I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.
Did I just read a good greentext ?
Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)
You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.
The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.
c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.
Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^
Freudscher, uh, slipper?
How to start a mafia with zero $
He's Morpheus from john Wick
Socialism in a nutshell:
Who is the mugger and who is the police? Who owns the store? Who said store can't sell old bread? Who enforces that?
What? You're taking this way too literally
Which board are these short stories usually on?
We can't tell you because then you'll go there and we can't have that on our conscience.
if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.
I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There's no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.
Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.
it's not unlikely that this was made with some greentext image generator.
i thought i had a link, in some other conversation somebody provided one before, but now i can't find it
Dunno if there's a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime
He has eyes everywhere
The Bear
Richie is the guy