this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade..opening

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 15 points 1 day ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I could do this with my eyes closed

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?