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I CAN'T KEEP UP (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

That's the past ~3 days...

I just look at my own posts and reply every now and again to a bunch of the comments. I started getting overstimulated by amount of notifications and then it snowballed and now like... well fuck

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for all the fishes Stamets, I release you from having to reply to my comments. Isn't there a mark all read button?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

<3

There is a mark all read button but like... what if one of them is important?

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing on Lemmy is important ;-)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] realitista@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You are not Lemmy, and Lemmy is not you. But maybe I was too harsh in saying it's not important.

IMHO Lemmy should be fun, not a responsibility. ITT if it starts to become a burden, you should just relieve yourself of the burden by pressing the mark done button.

But having fun is also important, so I take that back. And you are important to me, Stamets, but you are not Lemmy, and Lemmy is not you.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was just making a silly joke that you said nothing on Lemmy is important and I am on Lemmy. It's all good, seriously. No worries <3

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I'm just honored I hogged up 3 whole replies when thousands are out there waiting!! I'd best release you to your adoring public.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I look at every comment I get. It's easier when you don't post too much.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Those were the days...

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried being less popular?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've tried but this pussy burning like Rome

[–] marighost@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love interacting with real human beans on here. I need to post more anyhow.

Oh here's another notification for you btw

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Here's another notification for you btw

Do agree on posting more though. Everyone should post more! And agreed on the real people. I'm sure there are lemmy bots but we're not popular enough yet for it to be a problem. Or at least not one that I've noticed.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Go for a high score

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)