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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] LevelUp@dataterm.digital 2 points 2 years ago

Eat a diet with hardly any fibre before you go. The last time I was bunged up for 4 days I had eaten a lot of meat and not enough veggies in comparison. It'll either help, or you'll just have a very big poop idk.

I would recommend lessening your fibre as a minimum if you must though!

[–] FizzOnMyJayce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Update plz?

[–] eulheim@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had a very good time reading this.

I’d recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When I’ve been too Music Festivals, we’ve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).

Stay strong πŸ‘πŸ»

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Alright. I'm giving you this advice because I've done it on a camping trip but it was only a single night. I usually go once or twice a day. I just didn't want to deal with digging a hole and it was only a single night in my case. I just took some anti diarrhea medicine to constipate myself lol. I don't remember how much, maybe even less than a whole dose.

Please read the labels and follow the instructions, it might not necessarily be safe over three days. Also imagine getting stopped up so bad that you have to go to the doctor about it then having to explain this. Just be careful. You're not saying why you refuse to go so only you can judge if it is worth it.

That said, I know someone who claims to only poop once a week and they claim their doctor said that was "within normal parameters" so who knows. But I have also heard stories of people having to go to the doctor and get an enema because they're so constipated.

[–] Voiden@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

History in the making

[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I reckon that when you finally go, you'll need a poop knife to get that grogan down the hopper.

[–] ChrislyBear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was here for the poop post of 2023!

[–] rjb@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just finished watched Alone: Australia, one guy didn't eat for over 20 days. Fasting may be a good option for avoiding needing to poo. I'd imagine you'd have to start that process maybe a day or two early. To get the best effect.

[–] LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Absolutely. From the water fast I've read about after 3-5 days it gets much easier.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Try asking the bottoms from the lgbtq+ communities.

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[–] Relic5646@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Uncomfortable pooping somewhere with no bidet available?

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Uh, are you David Blaine? Do you plan on burying yourself in a coffin for three days?

[–] Granite@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after you’re home safely.

[–] Mortalsub@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP

[–] monkeytrench@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna leave my mark here

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This is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen on the Internet in a long time.

GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day

Can't promise you won't have severe diarrhea

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