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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can honestly say I don't feel the emotion of guilt. I'm not a psychopath. I have a conscience and have a very strong moral compass.

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught... In fact what I feel most is fear. The only person who I feel happy with is my girlfriend and if she ever breaks up with me it'll probably break me as a man.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught...

That sounds an awful lot like you're cheating on her.

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[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In the same year I put my head through a plate glass window (to a shocking lack of injury) I also attempted to lift an engine block off a cherry picker... WITH MY HEAD... to hilarious results.

Well the TBI, seizures and utter disregard of my mother to the suggestion of a neurosurgeon that I needed surgery to relieve swelling at the injury site weren't too funny. The latter is my favorite as she 'treated' me with nightmarish vegetable smoothies consisting of spinach and not much else.

I still hate spinach. And it's been 47 years.

[–] parricc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

OP, the pic said an unsettling fact about you, not your neighbor. You need to follow it up with something like, "While he did it, I held my hand over his so he could teach me his techniques." If true, that it would make it an unsettling fact about you. If you don't have anything, though, it happens. I'm not coming up with much at the moment either. And just saying something like "I poop a lot" would do this thread an injustice.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No matter what I do for self-care, my toenails are very sharp. I have accidentally made deep cuts on my own feet as well as others many times.

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[–] Robotsandstuff@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have no how many people I have killed probably alot wars crazy

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I promise you he fucked her one more time.

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