I abandon the concept of time as soon as I saw this post, but, by doing so, time shifts in such a way that I will have never seen this post, so I will never decide to abandon the concept of time, so I am seeing this post, and had decided to abandon the concept of time, so I'm never seeing this post—
Anyway, now I think that I was never born. Can someone more used to this timelessness thing make sure that my parents will have met?