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BOISE, Idaho — A minor confrontation broke out at the controversial "Hetero Awesome Fest" on Saturday when a protester took the stage and began singing a pro-LGBTQ+ song before being removed.

According to several livestreams of the event, including those from Old Street Saloon, the incident occurred during the two-day festival held on June 20-21 in Cecil D. Andrus Park, directly across from the Idaho State Capitol. Mark Fitzpatrick, owner of the Old State Saloon and organizer of the event, rushed the stage and took the microphone from the man after about a minute of singing.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Why the hell does the link just redirect me to their YouTube channel?

Edit: Seems to do that only with EU countries, other countries' IPs work. Probably don't want to deal with privacy protection.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, a lot of local American news sources have opted out of serving pages to the EU for privacy reasons. Kind of disturbing what that means for Americans.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

We're all victims of American capitalism

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I were to guess, it’s because they don’t wanna deal with hosting global amounts of video traffic, so for international links, it just forwards it to YouTube, which is much better suited for that.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then it would be US only. But it works for example with Switzerland (non-EU).

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 day ago

Not necessarily. They can have a redirect link without necessarily blocking the original link. There are ways to redirect traffic based on where it’s from it doesn’t mean it becomes impossible to access that source directly.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 10 points 1 day ago

I wonder what song it was

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like, in the best case, it’d be like one of those Christian alternative-rock festivals, organised to demonstrate that you don’t need the Devil’s music to have fun, where you have bands playing watered-down, Jesused-up versions of punk/emo/metal and some dad in Vans and a studded belt taking the mike between bands to tell everyone that the raddest thing is to obey your parents and abstain from drugs and premarital sex.

A more likely scenario, though, would involve this being to some extent an anti-wokeness hate rally, with conspiracy theories about how the foundations of Western Civilisation are under threat from the gays and communists and, of course, (((those people))).

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

When evangelicals try to reach young people by sounding cool, it's worse than root canal. "Get down and boogie with Jeezus, he's a totally awesome dude!" 😆😆😆

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Closeted Bro Convention

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Well now I want to know what the song was.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pink Pony Club.

Just guessing.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

I was gonna guess this

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

YMCA

Just guessing

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I kissed a girl

Just guessing

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything Jake Hole.

Just guessing

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

"I love you Mr. Hole." Him, Digbar, and Alex Schor are kinda great ngl. Digbar was my number 3 artist on Spotify wrapped.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

A party full of people that are so unsure and afraid of their sexuality that they have to gather together and make a point of it to the world that they are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really not gay, not even a little bit bi, absolutely bit bi at all!

Okay then, hope you guys have fun, then! Don't check what's happening behind the toilets, though!

I rather enjoyed the song

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet Grindr crashed from all the extra traffic.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah all of the two dozen people

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

It's not a very well made app, so that's still believable.

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Boys, I da ho, sounds very straight to me

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