SnarkoPolo

joined 4 days ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

SPOILER ALERT:

Nothing will happen.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

He will just ignore it, and double down. Nothing will happen.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

May the leopards feast on face.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don't they?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 97 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

This is fascism. No one is coming to save us.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Getting us comfortable with shortages. That way, when we stand hours in line for whatever slop Walmart is willing to sell us, "oh well folks we just sold out, try again next week and god bless," Chris Commuter and Mary Minivan will blame themselves...or Democrats.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

There will be no vaccines in the United States.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He will express moderate concern.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

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