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Second user's name: "Warm beer is a war crime"
Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"
context
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is "een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur," i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
Aren’t they already being topped by their employers?
Only when delivering subs
Lemmy won't let me reply to your DM. It says you don't exist. Which is kinda funny, since your name is Owl and Lemmy is being like "Who?" 🤣
Lemmy is mocking me 🙈
What does top mean?
To dominate sexually.
As little more than just the tip 😘
More than a tap
On top during gay sex
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
Maybe it’s me being old but it was never outside of gay sex when I was young
From what I've gathered, it's entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess
top 1.9% of only fans
This is a complete aside, but does anyone feel like putting "top 2%" sounds better than "1.9"?
Like when I hear top 2 percent I think wow this person is somewhere between 1.5 and 2% but 1.9 makes me think 1.90 to 1.99.
Maybe it's just me.
That’s the idea behind significant figures in high school science
1.9 is more precise because it has 2 significant figures
I was going to say. I see so many touting this. Does OF tell everyone they're top 1.9%?
Completely agree, the mystery makes me rank them higher than knowing
Think that's the joke.
shit, thanks. I was being a bottom
The safe word is "banana."
Beer in the US is too cold. That is the crime here.
Saskatchewan drinks Guinness cold
Here I am, putting my beer in the freezer because I forgot to resupply the beers in the fridge. In fact, I'll go stock up right now. Thanks.
The colder it is the less you can taste it.
Happy cake day, banana!