The dead can’t hear you, only their grieving relatives can.
ThatGuy46475
Won every deck on blue stake and painted deck on gold stake, not much of an accomplishment since Dr spectred got gold with every joker without losing once, wife keeps saying “well why don’t you marry jimbo”
To get around legal requirements to include vegetables in school lunches
It takes a lot of energy to do something you are not meant to do, whether that’s a computer acting like a person or an introvert acting like an extrovert
Do your part ahead of time and your lab partner texts you the day before that he can’t do his because his hotel doesn’t have WiFi and he can’t go outside in the rain. After he already didn’t help with the first report.
Meanwhile my power company says I can earn reward points (like what credit cards have) by not running my AC
Shane, stop posting fake notes on lemmy
-management
Escalator temporarily stairs
It is an ai generated image containing indicators of both perspectives to drive engagement
Replace all water with evaporated milk, all life dies instantly
It’s telling the reader they are too late reading the title after being called out for not reading it.