Watch that stock price fall... wheeeee
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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It already jumped up about 10% on monday simply because the service launched. Even if the service crashes and burns, they'll jump to the next hype topic like robots or AI or whatever and the stock price will stay up.
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A man who can’t launch a rocket to save his life is also incompetent at making self driving cars? His mediocrity knows no bounds.
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What's crazy is that the safety driver's hair has gone completely grey in just two days.
That safety driver did not give a single fuck about driving on the wrong side of the road..
He must have seen so much worse to not even be flinching at that.
At least it's not driving straight into a tree, I call that an improvement.
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Hooray! I feel so safe. I think I'll move to Texas so I can get obliterated by this taxi from the future.
One of those American robot cars
I understood that reference
The Tesla is is just following the regional driving style. Humans make the same mistakes at 15:06
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What real world problem does this solve?
Stonks?
Actually, lots. The issue is that if it doesn't work it's dangerous.
Task automation
Is it really task automation if it does it worse than a drunk human could have done it?
I didn't claim Tesla has solved this automation problem.
Waymo is closer to human levels, but not yet considerably better.
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It found out who made it so it knew what to do
Cruise cars were already doing this and performed far better. GM is fucking braindead and pulled the plug like usual though.
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