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You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough (soranews24.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by idunnololz@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

For reference, that's about 33$ / 32€.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

what uh, what makes it "good" poop?

edit: oh. they want the microbiota in the shit.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I want to get paid to shit in box. Dream job

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

hey, if it's my shit they want, they can just feed me. seems fair.

[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what to comment on this....

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 38 minutes ago

I gotchu fam