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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago

Extra spicy

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 30 points 2 days ago (14 children)

What is it with European bakeries and bees? I've seen memes and stuff about it, and this one youtuber, a Vietnamese woman who's German BF never shows his face, I can't remember her name right now. She showed a bakery in Germany with bees everywhere. Why is this a thing?

[–] needanke@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Compared to (my impression of) north America I think there are some contributing factors:

  • Less sprawl: Bakeries are usually in a town/neighborhood (which has more nature compared to the US, therefore also more insects) and not surrounded by a huge parking lot where no wasps would live. There are also many neigbouhring properties with different owners/occupants. So their nest might nor be on your property or even somewhere where you'd be able to locate it.
  • (more) indipendent shops: I see waaaay less wasps in the baked good section in supermarkets here as well. Bakeries are usually not huge so it is just a short distance for the wasps to fly in a confinded space. Bakeries are also not usually airconditioned which would probably irritate wasps.
  • conservation laws: Wasps are considerd a protected species in Germany and catching, harming or killing them without a proper reason can carry a fine of up to 5-65k€ depending on the kind of wasp and the state. In general wasp nests can only be moved by professional and licenced exterminators (and they only do it when necessary, like the nest being near a kindergarten or in an occupied builduing).
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[–] gleb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

those are wasps, unfortunately,

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't traps near the food be a bigger concern than wasps taking a bite? Idk I live in Germany so I might be desensitized. The way I see it wasp-free pastry is preferable but if they decide to help themselves then oh well. They don't soak the food in spit and they don't lay eggs on it, they just nibble.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When eating outside we sometimes set up an "Opferteller" with left overs and put out to the side so the wasps have their thing going on that plate and we can continue to eat. It's fascinating to watch but at the same time I'm scared shitless since I had a very bad experience with nest defending wasps and my long hair as a child...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I do the same thing and then I just move slowly as not to squish or slap them accidentaly. Works much better than shooing them 😄 Wasps have a bad reputation but they're useful and kinda cool honestly.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

Spicy upfront

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Spicy Jesus

[–] lemmus@szmer.info 5 points 1 day ago

Ostry posmak 😂

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 18 points 2 days ago
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Don't watch videos of raw food material transportation like grain or sugar.

A bit of shit on our food gives us some needed trace elements.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Most of those things get baked out because of the high temperatures.

These ones after baking, not so much.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat something that grew in nature?

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[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's nearly impossible to keep wasps and flies out of your store.

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[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

No no, I'm pretty sure that's a Bienenstich.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That price stings.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Ancient Signoid Secret

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As an American, I can say most Americans barely know Poland exists. They know the name and little else.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I'm not personally familiar with these jokes, but the signage does appear to be Polish or some similar language. This may not have been the intent?

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

the 'joke' is that they are spicy (jalapeno) because Poles are supposed to be stupid (according to the joke teller) and would eat them with bees still on them and get stung in the mouth.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah lol I wouldn't have viewed this as a "stupid poles" joke because I lack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

But, if it's a thing, I guess it's a thing.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah that makes sense. I thought maybe the jalapeños were inside or something, but honestly your explanation is more likely and I'm just kind of a dumbass

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I took thought it was actually jalapenos on the inside and wondered why wasps would be attracted if it was spicy and not sweet

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I also was like dang, I didn't know wasps were attracted to jalapenos, that is interesting! Some days I am dumb

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 days ago

Fuk me. I'm of slavic descent and have heard a lot of polish jokes, but I had no idea what was going on here. Thanks for the explanation.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Tha ks. Now i know to avoid polish bakeries :)

You don't have to be online to see the best reviews.

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