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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Serious question, are the wasps as likely to get diarrhea eating that as I think they are, and will the hive reject them at the entrance if they're doing the insect equivalent of shitting their pants the way hives do with drunks?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure [spicy chemical I can't spell] is toxic to insects. I'd double check but I can't spell it at the moment

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Capsaicin?

I think "spicy" is referring to the wasps.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 5 points 13 hours ago

That ... that worked.

[–] lemmus@szmer.info 4 points 11 hours ago

Ostry posmak 😂

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If white people can't handle heat then explain this spicy polish pastry

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

the easy explanation is that Polish people aren't counted as white by white people

Them and the Irish can wish all they want, but they will never be white!

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pelya@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Spicy Jesus

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Can't say I'd be delighted about this, but they'll very quickly leave when the food's disturbed and wasps - like bees - don't leave behind diseases or eggs. The same cannot be said for flies - if those were flies I wouldn't touch anything in the shop.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

My experience with wasps are different. They'll fucking attack you it you're anywhere near their food.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Africanised bees will be like that, but we don't really have them in europe as far as I know.

Wasps usually only get really stingy if you disturb their nest or come way too close to it.

You'll find wasps in almost any bakery in summer. Also in and around garbage cans.

You grab the pastry and they will usually fly away and settle onto the next one a bit later.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 13 hours ago

These are the wasps that I know and destroy.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Measured in kilotons

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 28 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

What is it with European bakeries and bees? I've seen memes and stuff about it, and this one youtuber, a Vietnamese woman who's German BF never shows his face, I can't remember her name right now. She showed a bakery in Germany with bees everywhere. Why is this a thing?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 36 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I'll never understand why people call wasps "bees". They are extremely different. It's like calling deer "horses". Why is this a thing?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 points 17 hours ago

Ya, that's an odd odd thing. I know people that live around actual bees, watching the commercial hives swarm in the fields during pollination. They really know what bees are. And then when a wasp shows up, they are like "Fukin BEES!!!" and break out with a can of poison.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

Compared to (my impression of) north America I think there are some contributing factors:

  • Less sprawl: Bakeries are usually in a town/neighborhood (which has more nature compared to the US, therefore also more insects) and not surrounded by a huge parking lot where no wasps would live. There are also many neigbouhring properties with different owners/occupants. So their nest might nor be on your property or even somewhere where you'd be able to locate it.
  • (more) indipendent shops: I see waaaay less wasps in the baked good section in supermarkets here as well. Bakeries are usually not huge so it is just a short distance for the wasps to fly in a confinded space. Bakeries are also not usually airconditioned which would probably irritate wasps.
  • conservation laws: Wasps are considerd a protected species in Germany and catching, harming or killing them without a proper reason can carry a fine of up to 5-65k€ depending on the kind of wasp and the state. In general wasp nests can only be moved by professional and licenced exterminators (and they only do it when necessary, like the nest being near a kindergarten or in an occupied builduing).
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I think those are actually wasps. It's particularly common in countries like Germany and Luxembourg where native wasps are protected species. As for Poland and other parts of Europe, it's hard to keep them out when you keep the doors propped open in lieu of central AC (and they're attracted to the fresh sugar), and wasps and bees don't transmit disease anyway, so people just get used to them

[–] gleb@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

those are wasps, unfortunately,

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Wouldn't traps near the food be a bigger concern than wasps taking a bite? Idk I live in Germany so I might be desensitized. The way I see it wasp-free pastry is preferable but if they decide to help themselves then oh well. They don't soak the food in spit and they don't lay eggs on it, they just nibble.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

When eating outside we sometimes set up an "Opferteller" with left overs and put out to the side so the wasps have their thing going on that plate and we can continue to eat. It's fascinating to watch but at the same time I'm scared shitless since I had a very bad experience with nest defending wasps and my long hair as a child...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I do the same thing and then I just move slowly as not to squish or slap them accidentaly. Works much better than shooing them 😄 Wasps have a bad reputation but they're useful and kinda cool honestly.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Where I live, it is considered a community service to kill wasps. Seriously. Gotta die.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's straight up illegal here 😅

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Fascinating. Its not that I have some obsession with killing wasps, but its something I do immediately. When I see nests, I eliminate them. I will tell the property owner, "You're welcome."

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Ya know, I have to hang my head with a lot of the "Really, America?" shit. Yes, my home is a bit weird.
But it's not like we got aaaaaaall the weird.
It is fukin bizzare to let insects crawl on your food and then desire or use said food in any way other than feeding pigs.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't watch videos of raw food material transportation like grain or sugar.

A bit of shit on our food gives us some needed trace elements.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Most of those things get baked out because of the high temperatures.

These ones after baking, not so much.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I prefer desease free wasp food over pigeon and rat shit in my cooked food.

I guess in the end I eat both. I try to buy locally whenever possible, but I guess sugar is hard to source locally.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Cooking is good. I wash my vegetables. And my meat for that matter, although that's strangely not recommended.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You wouldn't eat something that grew in nature?

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[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's nearly impossible to keep wasps and flies out of your store.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is not true. We have stores with flies. I don't go to those stores.
As for wasps, I understand there are legal restrictions here. Boy, that is pretty strange. For wasps. Wasps do just fine without our help.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Tell me your secret on how to get these things out of a building, it's already freaking hard in a house where the door doesn't open every 5 minutes.

Flies or wasps are also a completely different thing. The worst/only thing that can happen with wasps is that one doesn't move away when you take a bite and stings you.

Edit: yes I know mosquito nets etc will help against flies, but that generally doesn't help in a store (depending on the type of door even impossible). Plus once they open insects like to get in with the people at the same time and even if nothing opens they tend to find a way in a lot of buildings.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago

Extra spicy

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside

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[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

No no, I'm pretty sure that's a Bienenstich.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Tha ks. Now i know to avoid polish bakeries :)

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

That price stings.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You don't have to be online to see the best reviews.

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