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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Prove you're not one of those woke trannies. Show me what's down your trousers, or I shoot."

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Probably a brown smear given the way he's looking at her trigger finger.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I’m sorry sergeant but you’re infected”

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that Richard Hammond running from rabid Top Gear fans

[–] bstix 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's Robert Carlyle. Scottish actor, best known from Trainspotting or The Full Monty.

The movie is called "28 week later". I haven't seen it. It's about zombies I think.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it the one where he dumps his wife via boat but later catches an STD from her?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LMAO! We need a bad movie summary comm.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the best thing I've heard in this vein is that if you watch the Sound of Music in reverse, it's about a woman who divorces her husband, shushes her kids, and then wanders off into the mountains to become a nun.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

"Badenoch looks for new and exciting ways of shooting herself in the foot".

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"And you said you had an ancestor that was born outside of the uk 20 generations ago? Get in the fucking plane to Rwanda, NOW"
*- Olukemi Olufunto "Anchor Baby" Adegoke Badenoch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemi_Badenoch#Early_life_and_education

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA."

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is a British rifle and soldier.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a gun in the picture, so we can still claim it for 'MURICA. Our borderless nationalism could be endearing, if it wasn't scary.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I’ve noticed a lot of the “I’m one of the good ones” types genuinely seem to think everything that happens online is either in or relating to America.

Yes. And it said "caption this," not "accurately caption this."

"You're holding it wrong ma'am"

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

“Ma’am you’re pointing it wrong. Your foot is down there.”

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I’m the captain now.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

"How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?"

The soldier is now safer than the politico.