Do straight dudes think this happens? Or just the ones who still have to attend homeroom five days a week?
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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We don't think it happens in real life, but like to pretend sometimes.
The ones who believe in circle jerks.
I refuse to believe circle jerks aren't several times more common than slumber party dildo sharing.
LOL, I want to know more about what is going down in homeroom.
Implication being only a high schooler would think these things.
You don't need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage. 🤷🏻♂️
Eh just say you've been having digestive issues and don't want to check if they are completely over yet.
This isn't the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™
this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, "I know, it's gross but I'd be willing to help my gals out with some dick!"
then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.
the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.
Easy if you’re a top