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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago
[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The minimal furniture and a sense of free space are great for my mental health. A cluttered home to me feels like a cluttered mind. I don't want to live in a cage of excess stuff, much like I don't want to carry unhealthy mental baggage with me, pulling me down. You may see a sparse room, but I see freedom from sensory fatigue. I see freedom.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

i've been getting help these past few weeks cleaning up my room and my god, it's so nice to just have empty surfaces! It really is like every visible item occupies space in your mind.

though i feel like explicit decorations don't really take up space in the same way, provided they're placed correctly.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 1 day ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

This may be too much even

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't get why people hate on this. Do all the useless nick-nacks actually add something to their lives?

If this is all you need, what's the problem?

Yes, the knick-knacks are my most prized possessions. Crystal balls, monkey skulls, old clocks—these are the building blocks of my happiness. Nothing brings me more joy than a perfectly arranged curio cabinet. It is like an OCD orgasm.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Needs more books. Honestly all these minimal setups are kinda bad if you want something that isn't a computer.

[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have that same inflatable mattress.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

You gotta stay optimistic

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Anime pillow gets the mattress.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Beeds to be smaller. That is just empty space that need to be cleaned. Also it being so large seems like it would be cold on lonely winter nights

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Twice as many mattreses as needed.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a man and all I can see is all the dust this huge surface area will collect

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Having more stuff doesn't mean less dust. It means more things with dust on it.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Five minutes, Jesus Christ. And you prpbably want me to do that every month or something. Ridiculous

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Don't use that mop thing. Takes the fun out of it.

Get a cloth, hold it in a good shape on the floor with you hands, put a bit of your weight on it and start running straight forward.

You save on the Gym membership and get to do something much more fun than sitting on synthetic leather and moving a dumb-bell up and down, slowly.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

that's why you get a little robot friend to clean it for you

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Needs more HDDs.
And more screens.

I'm hoping there is an HVAC outlet not in view and the whole room has UPS.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, maybe I'm a bit arrogant but, even if I live for PC and a bed, without any window I'd shoot myself

Edit: maybe the picture was taken by night, but it feels like there's no window

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I'm thinking it's a basement

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

good enough for me

I'm fine with that

Man, I am too old to sleep on the floor. I also prefer a separate bedroom without electronic distractions. But I do love me some minimalism.

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is such a vibe

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Especially the column in the middle, just cover it with wood and add various hooks, a transformer table (closed normally, open when you want to sip tea without display glow near you) and maybe something to make the space less open while sleeping. I dunno, a cloth instead of a wall.

And if this doesn't have a window, maybe not too good.

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It even seems to have a floor that isn't worthless! Fuck yeah!

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[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Yep. It’s a start

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