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This is getting hilarious

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[–] smokinjoe@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lorem ipsum, dolor sit amet!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Consectetur adipiscing elit :)

[–] WiggyJiggyJed@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ' have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum "callidus" comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ' solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo

[–] MerylasFalguard@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.

[–] Kinga@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

it's the navy seal copypasta

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I skipped to the end, and the last sentence was what gave it away for me.

[–] ComatoseSquirrel@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus.

[–] BackOnMyBS@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's outrageous! That's unfair!

...they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't think those are supported by most browsers.> Sanskrit

EDIT: Umm.... actually with Sanskrit, I stand corrected

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanskrit

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Add long as it's in Unicode, it should work.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Reddit Delenda Est

[–] riktor@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.

[–] riktor@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget to bring your magic wand

[–] isanameaname@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

supra cali fragilis expiare docius

[–] isanameaname@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally "to atone for brittle hotness". Idomatically: "hot for teacher".

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

inb4 "Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?"

also: "Hey, it's Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she's siiingle."

[–] Trebach@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Sic semper tyrannis.

[–] Sir_Osis_of_Liver@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Quando flunkus omni moritati.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oesday itway attermay atwhay indkay ofway Atinlay?

[–] VoxAdActa@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

My username finally fits in somewhere!

[–] MisterMoo@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ut sementem veceris ita metes.

[–] Primarily0617@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

caecilius est in horto

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Spez Ite Domum

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kilkil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

incredibly based

[–] PhyrneRocks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

That’s it. That’s all I know. Thank you The West Wing.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Illigitimi non carborundum.

[–] SmolderingSauna@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Minime cacas!?!?!

[–] metic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

They’ve officially branched out to Lemmy: !debatereligion@lemmy.world

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.

[–] KnittingTrekker@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Praeclara opinio!

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] mem_somerville_kbin@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum*

*yes, I know: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5937294/trivia/

[–] athos77@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

[–] BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Et vidit Deus quod esset bonum.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

semper ubi sububi!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

[–] Hypersapien@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Google translate is giving me "If kept silence stayed philosopher."

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Colloquially it means "If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might've thought you were clever."

It's my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)

[–] BraveSirZaphod@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Literally, "If you-would-stay-silent, a-philsopher you-would-remain".

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 years ago

Hic haec hoc

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